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Let's see how good your Filipino pidgin English is. Try to figure out what Benny Degoosegoose is saying in all these phrases below. You have to remember the
consonants that Filipino's cannot pronounce and use your best slur and dialect to reveal what Benny is trying to say.
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"Benny, how would you use these words in a sentence?"

1. Tenacious--Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. Deposit--Call de plahmer. Deposit is leaking.
3. Splat--Oh my goodness, my tire is splat!
4. Associate--When I went to de bathroom, associate in de toilet.
5. Hostess--When de pone rings, I ask hostess?
6. Persuading--Tomorrow will be my persuading anniversary.
7. Depressed--Depressed is da one who leads mass on Sundays.
8. Deficit--Bepor you jahmp in de! pool, check how deficit.
10. Statue--Oy, Pedro...Statue?
11. Penis--Bepor you go out and play, penis your homework.
12. Uno, Dos, Tres--Uno! Dos tres are burning!
13. Chicken Nut Bread--My sista no can swim. When she jahmp in de
water, chicken nut bread

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Comment by Black Swan Tactical on September 6, 2013 at 12:43pm

That's pretty funny Terry.  I use YouTube to find Filipino comedians.  Some of them are hilarious.   My favorite so far is Rex Navarrete

Sincerely,

Thomas

Comment by Michael Cardenas on September 12, 2013 at 9:20pm

That is funny.

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